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Lyrics: Swedish Farce (unreleased) |
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Out of a Viking land I come marauding
Crashing my very fast car The concert's beginning, the crowd are applauding I put on my Strat-o-cast-ar! Hit the dry ice, turn out the lights Pose like a dork in the dark It's such a bore, all been done before I am a Swedish Farce!
Using the clichés that no-one else dare And singers that Rainbow discard I sound like Bach on amphetamine sulphate Played on electric guitar Born in the fijords, I write the words They're so bad they barely pass As meaningful, 'cos they're usually not I am a Swedish Farce!
(Abba section, guitar solo section)
Stallions of steel hear your destiny calling Warriors conquer the Earth! Wearing my waistcoat I'm looking appalling Should have been strangled at birth Shiny silk shirts so naff that it hurts I think I look really smart Wish I was more like Ritchie Blackmore But I'm a Swedish Farce!
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latebarfansite says: "Swedish Farce" is based on "Rising Force" by Yngwie Malmsteen, esteemed heavy metal shredder and waistcoat connoisseur. Malmsteen's disturbingly numerous recorded works also include the hits "Disciples of Hell" and "I am a Viking" (seriously). And yes, he is Swedish.
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